May The Good Times and Treasures of The Present Become The Golden Memories of Tomorrow. Wish You Lots of Love, Joy and Happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I Hope You Have a Wonderful Christmas . Have a Great New Year ! Hopefully Santa Will Be Extra Good To You . Enjoy Your Holidays !HAPPY CHRISTMAS
A Christmas Candle is a Lovely Thing, It Makes No Noise at all, But Softly Gives itself Away; While Quite Unselfish, it Grows Small..Merry Christmas
Christmas is Love...Christmas is Dedication...Christmas is Happiness...Wishing You and Your Family a Happy Christmas With a Bunch of Love and Prayers
I am Dreaming of White Christmas, With Every Xmas Card I Write, May Your Days Be Merry and Bright, and May All Ur Christmas's Be White...Happy Christmas.

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Effect of Aashiqui 2 on Santa

( 36 Votes )

Effect of Aashiqui 2
Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal..
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
Dho raha hu main :- P:-P:-P

Kaun Banega Krorepati

( 28 Votes )

Kaun Banega Krorepati..!!!!
Q :- Soote Waqt apki Wife kaisi dikhti hai.?
A – Hot
B -Sexy
C -Cute
D -Sad
Santa: I Wanna Phone A Frnd..

Santa, Swimming Pool and Lady

( 16 Votes )

Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

Bus Accident Man Crying

( 25 Votes )

Bus Accident........
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Just Imagine She Came Back.

( 33 Votes )

Santa -My Wife Died Yesterday,
I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta -No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back.

Santa Office Me Sher Bankar Ghumta Hai

( 27 Votes )

Santa: Tu office me sher bankar ghumta hai,
Ghar par tujhe kya ho jaata hai.
Banta: Ghar pe bhi sher hi hun,
Bas upar Durga Maa sawaar ho jaati hai.

Santa Ki Wife Ne Sms Kiya

( 14 Votes )

Wife ne santa ko sms kiya,
Kitni der me aa rahe ho?
Santa ne jawab me sms kiya,
20-25 mint me aa raha hun.
Agar der ho jaye to ye-
Sms fir se padh lena.

Kundli Ki Jagah Rashan Card

( 17 Votes )

Jyotishi-Tera nam Santa hai.
Santa-Ji.
Jyotishi-Tera 1 Ladka hai,
Tune abi 5kg gehu kharida hai.
Santa-Tusi to antryami ho.
Jyotishi-Gadhe, agli bar kundli lana rashan card nahi.

Jaan Nahati Kyun Nahi Ho

( 12 Votes )

Santa apni girlf ki zulfon me aisa khoya-
Ke Behosh ho gaya,
Jab hosh aaya to romantic ho kar pucha,
Jaan nahati kyun nahi ho..?

Santa Ne Apna Bag Bahar Fenk Diya

( 41 Votes )

Teacher- Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai,
Tabhi santa apna bag bahar fenk deta hai.
Teacher- Wo bag kisne fenka?
Santa- Mene.ab main ghar ja raha hoon.

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