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Great Thoughts By Lincon & Santa

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Great words of 2 gr8 persons:
I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..!
-Abraham Lincon

I don't need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P
-SANTA

Santa Ke Chole Bhature

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Teacher: 5 - 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet?..
Teacher tries again: agar tere paas 5 bhaturey hai aur main tere 5 bhaturey le lu, tere paas kya bachega?


Santa: Chholle....??

Santa Ek Baarat Me Gya

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Santa Ek Baarat Me Gya
Waha Use Baar Baar Paani
Parosa Ja Rhatha
Preshan Hokr Santa Chillaya:
Gale Me Paani
Fas Gya H, Thode "Rasgule Do"

What Happens When Santa Drives

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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

Hum To Kirayedar Hain

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..