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Santa Ka Google Se Ba

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Santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
Banta=fir kya kiya?
Santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

Santa Ko Ladki Se Bachao

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Santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
Banta:kyo?
Santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh
Tera hi naam hoga
Sali chaku leke piche pad gyi h.

Santa Ke Bete Ke Naye Chapal

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Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya
Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..
Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi

Santa Effective Way To Distance Elephant

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Keeping away the Elephants!
Santa travelling by train to Mumbai and
Was tearing bits out of a newspaper,
Rolling them into small balls and then
Chucking them out of the window.

Perplexed co-passenger: Why are you doing this?
Santa: To keep away the elephants.
Co-passenger: But there aren't any elephant around!
Santa: I know. Very effective, isn't it!

Santa Ke Ghar POLICE

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Police : *Knock knock*
Santa : kaun hai ? ?
Police : Police! ? Darwaza kholo.. Humko sirf baat karni hai.
Santa : tumlog kitne ho ??
Police : 3.
Santa : toh apas mein karlo na baat bewakuufo

 
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