A+ A A-

Latest Adult Non Veg SMS | Funny Jokes | Dual Mean | SMS Messages

Story of an HR Manager

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (7 Votes)

An HR manager got married.

On the first Night of their honey moon,
On seeing his Wife nude for the first time,
He was Furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!!
You have cheated me!

The astounded but smart bride asks:
Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine?

The HR man shouts: Your assets are so small....
I definitely remember noticing
their size when I met you at the engagement...
They appeared to be much bigger...
The hi tech bride replies,
"Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package...
But this is what you get in hand...

No Matter What You Ride

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (11 Votes)

No matter what u ride,
225cc Karizmas.,
220cc Pulsar or
350cc Royal Enfield.,
YOU just cannot overtake a girl with Low Waist Jeans on 80cc Scooty !

Guy with 25 Inches Long Dick to God

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (14 Votes)

Guy with 25 Inches Long Dick to God
I can't Liv wit tis long Dick!
God: Go 2 that Lake,
U wil find a Female Frog. Ask har 2 Marry u.
she'll say 'No' & U'll Lose 5 Inches
He Went & Found da Frog:Wil u Marry me?
Frog: No!
He Lost 5 Inches!
He thought 20 Inches is stil Long.
So Again: Wil u Marry Me?
Frog: No
He Lost 5 Inches More.
He thot: 15 is Gr8,
But 10 is Ideal
So he askd Again:
Wil u Marry me ?
Frog:How many Times do I hv2 tel u?
NO! NO! NO!
khel khatam lag gaye lawade =))

Teacher Ke Boobs Dekho

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (9 Votes)

Class me bachha-Madam mera shoe tight kardo.
Mam:- Nahi Haramkhor tu fir mere boobs dekhega.
Boy:- No Madam abki bar to class walo ko apki gand dikhani hai.

Lungi Dance With Sunny Leone

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (15 Votes)

Mucho ko thoda round ghuma k
Anna k jaisa lavda utha k
Coconut mein cheek mila k
Aa jao saare condom laga k

All the sunny fans dont miss the chance x2


Randi dance Randi dance x3

Rand bazaar mein jab yeh gaana bajega on the floor aana padega
Lungi ko uthana padega
Sex kar k dikhana padega......X2

All the sunny fans dont miss the chance x2

Say

Randi dance randi dance x3

Rand bazaar mein aaya mai toh
Mujh ko rokega kon aur kaiko
Mera mood mai dance karega
Kisi ka lauda se nahi darega
Jisko jo bhi hai karna woh kar lo
Idhar hi mai hu KHADA pakadlo
Ghar pe jaa k tum masterbate karlo
Mere baare mein wikipedia bhi padh lo

Randi dance randi dance x3

Kon mujh sa hai kon oh baby yes am don
Nahi milega mujhsa go find it
Dont angry me MIND IT !
Arey mere jaisa SEX kisko aata hai
Sunny leone ko mai hi sikhata hai
Woh ghar pe aata hai mujhse sikh k jaata hai
Mujhse sikh k woh logo ko pornstar ko sikhata hai

Randi dance randi dance x6

Related Nonveg SMS Categories