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Lungi Dance With Sunny Leone

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Mucho ko thoda round ghuma k
Anna k jaisa lavda utha k
Coconut mein cheek mila k
Aa jao saare condom laga k

All the sunny fans dont miss the chance x2


Randi dance Randi dance x3

Rand bazaar mein jab yeh gaana bajega on the floor aana padega
Lungi ko uthana padega
Sex kar k dikhana padega......X2

All the sunny fans dont miss the chance x2

Say

Randi dance randi dance x3

Rand bazaar mein aaya mai toh
Mujh ko rokega kon aur kaiko
Mera mood mai dance karega
Kisi ka lauda se nahi darega
Jisko jo bhi hai karna woh kar lo
Idhar hi mai hu KHADA pakadlo
Ghar pe jaa k tum masterbate karlo
Mere baare mein wikipedia bhi padh lo

Randi dance randi dance x3

Kon mujh sa hai kon oh baby yes am don
Nahi milega mujhsa go find it
Dont angry me MIND IT !
Arey mere jaisa SEX kisko aata hai
Sunny leone ko mai hi sikhata hai
Woh ghar pe aata hai mujhse sikh k jaata hai
Mujhse sikh k woh logo ko pornstar ko sikhata hai

Randi dance randi dance x6

Ek Inch Ka Condom

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (5 Votes)

Mubarak Ho!!!Govt ne Teri Sun Li
Badi Tension me tha tu
Dusro Ko Dekh Kar Jalta tha
Ab Khush Ho Jaq ki Market me 1 inch Ka Condom v Aa Gaya hai
"Nano Condom"

No Matter What You Ride

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No matter what u ride,
225cc Karizmas.,
220cc Pulsar or
350cc Royal Enfield.,
YOU just cannot overtake a girl with Low Waist Jeans on 80cc Scooty !

QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (5 Votes)

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS
HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
Thats Media u cant control.

Teacher Ke Boobs Dekho

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (9 Votes)

Class me bachha-Madam mera shoe tight kardo.
Mam:- Nahi Haramkhor tu fir mere boobs dekhega.
Boy:- No Madam abki bar to class walo ko apki gand dikhani hai.

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