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No Matter What You Ride

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No matter what u ride,
225cc Karizmas.,
220cc Pulsar or
350cc Royal Enfield.,
YOU just cannot overtake a girl with Low Waist Jeans on 80cc Scooty !

QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (5 Votes)

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS
HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
Thats Media u cant control.

Teacher Ke Boobs Dekho

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (9 Votes)

Class me bachha-Madam mera shoe tight kardo.
Mam:- Nahi Haramkhor tu fir mere boobs dekhega.
Boy:- No Madam abki bar to class walo ko apki gand dikhani hai.

Bra Kholo Shakalaka Boom Boom

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (8 Votes)

Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom,
Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim,
Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom,
Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool.

Ek Inch Ka Condom

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 (5 Votes)

Mubarak Ho!!!Govt ne Teri Sun Li
Badi Tension me tha tu
Dusro Ko Dekh Kar Jalta tha
Ab Khush Ho Jaq ki Market me 1 inch Ka Condom v Aa Gaya hai
"Nano Condom"

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