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What Is Sex? Sex Kya Hai?

( 20 Votes )

What Is Sex?

1."Duty"-
Agar wife se kiya jaye.
2."Art"-
Agar Premika se kiya jaye.
3."Education"-
Agar Kunwari ladki se kiya jaye.
4."Science"-
Agar Shadishuda padosan se kiya jaye.
5."Vyapar"-
Agar Vaishya se kiya jaye.
6."Samaaj-Seva"-
Agar Talaqshuda se kiya jaye.
7."Daan"-
Agar Widhwa se kiya jaya
8."Gupt Daan"-
Agar kisi ladke ko kiya jaye.
9."Tyaag"-
Agar Apne Haath se kiya jaye.
10."Balidan"-
Vicharo me hi chaddi me ho jaye .

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Billoo Sher Se Nahi Darta Gaand Dhote Waqt

( 13 Votes )

2 bachhe jangal me potti kar rahe hote hai. Tab hi ek sher aa jata hai.. Billoo asks : "Chotu, tujhe darr lag raha hai kya..?" Chotu: "Nahi to. Me sher se nahi darta.." Billo: "Jhoot bolata hai.." Chotu: "Me sach me nahi darr raha.." Billo: "to saaley, phir apnee gand dho, meri kyun dho raha hai..? Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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Bhosdika Ladkiya Whishper Kyun Lagati Hai

( 12 Votes )

1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya... Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai' Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdika, Daag Itne Ache Hai To Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai? Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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Sex Poem Fuck Me Hard

( 14 Votes )

Sex Poem:

Fuck me hard...n fuck me deep..!
Don't stop..until i weep.!
Suck my boobs..n kis my lips!
Go on baby..shake my hips!

I love the feel of u in my pussy!!
Ek baat kahun..kya chodte ho tusi!!
Eat my pussy..like burger of McD!
Chodo mujhe..faad k meri chaddhi!

Woofer mai teri..tu mera amplifier..!!
Kisi aur ko chod ke aaya hai na..u liar?
Faad di hai tune..aj meri fuddi..!
Aise hi chodte rehna..jb tk mai ho na jaun buddhi!!

Muh me lene ka aaj man hai mera..!!
Taiyar ho ja..lund pe saja k sehra!
Chudna chahti hun mai like a whore.!
Condoms lana.. one plus four...!! ?

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Principal Ko Kabhi SEX Ka Mauka Hi Nahi Mila

( 50 Votes )

PRINICIPAL: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao aap! PARENT: Kya Hua Sir? PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai- "Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila":D Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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SEX Acha Hai WAR Se

( 19 Votes )

Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE Kyun acchha hai WAR se ? Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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Bina Condom Ke Kabhi Mat Chodna

( 18 Votes )

Agar Ho Marzi Se Sex To Paap Nahi Hota, Agar Ho Kunwari Se Sex To Uska Jawab Nahi Hota, Par Dost Bina Condom Ke Kabhi Mat Chodna, Kyunki Khade Lund Ka Dimag Nahi Hota. Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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Desperation of SEX in a Taxi

( 8 Votes )

Desperation is when ur in a taxi. Your girlfriend texts u,"SEX TONIGHT?" You type, "YES" Then a thief snatches ur phone thru the window and Instead of shouting for "HELP!" You shout,"Send Maar.....!Send Maar! Bhen Chod.. Phone Leja magar Send to Maarrr" Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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Sardar On Phone Hello 221714

( 32 Votes )

Sardar (on phone) Hello.! 221714? Pathan: Kia.? Urdu mai bolo yara.! Sardar: Do Do Aik Saat Choda.? Pathan: Jao yara .! Hm Ny ..Teen Teen Ak Saat Choda? Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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Zardari Ask What is Condom

( 35 Votes )

ZARDARI - What Is Condom ? Navaz Sharif - Ye wo cheez hai, Jise pahan kr agar tera baap teri maa ke saath sota. . . To aaj pura Pakistan sukun me hota...:- Joomla Templates and Joomla Extensions by ZooTemplate.Com
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