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True Meaning of SEX

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What is SEX?
As per"Kamasutra" SEX is..
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur lover..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with Elder woman..
Job- if done with ur boss ..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business transaction- if done with a prostitute..
Social work- if done with ur neighbour..
Charity- if done with a widow..
&
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand.

Cheese & Tomato Code For Sex at Home

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Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.

Girl: OK?

~Later~

Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!

Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!

Pappu Ko Kesi Ladki Chahiye

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Pappu Se Ek Baar Uske Friend Golu Ne Puchha Ki
Tujhe Kesi Ladki Chahiye, To Pappu Ne Shayarana
Andaaz Mein Byaan Kiya Ki Use Kesi Ladki Chahiye.
Badan Uska Silky Ho,
Ball Uske Milky Ho,
Dekhne Mein Chikni Ho,
Pehni Usne Bikini Ho,
Neeche Uske Chimney Ho,
Lamba Apna Danda Ho,
Us Mein Jaake Thanda Ho.:

Woman Chest are Divided

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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.
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.
.
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Woman chest are Divided.. !

Woman With The Biggest Boobs

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A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with

The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!

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