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Big Breasts are Nice

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Big lips Are nice to kiss
Big nipples Are nice to suck
Big breasts Are nice to squeez
But
Big hole is hopeless to FUCK..


Moral
Har Waqt BADE ACHE NAHI LAGTE.

Million Dollars Adult Questions

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Million Dollars Questions

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene
Even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy
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New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman
Instead of same position with different women.
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Why is sex like shaving ?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today
Tomorrow you'll have to do it again
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and
Women will bleed to death.
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Q: What is the difference
Between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN,
The show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR ..
It's SHOWTIME!!!

Choot Hai SNOOKER Nahi

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Zaruri Suchna:
Agar jyada muth maarne ki wajah se lund tedha ho gaya hai to
Darne ki jarurat nhi kyuoki Choot hi to chodni ahi Knosa SNOOKER khelna hai ?.

Who CaNNot Afford Porn

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For those who can not afford porn
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Its better to put woman tennis on TV
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Close your eyes and only hear it.

Fucking Business is Going Down

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Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : ****
If U Learn To f***
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman ...

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