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Million Dollars Adult Questions

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Million Dollars Questions

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene
Even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy
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New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman
Instead of same position with different women.
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Why is sex like shaving ?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today
Tomorrow you'll have to do it again
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and
Women will bleed to death.
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Q: What is the difference
Between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN,
The show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR ..
It's SHOWTIME!!!

Choot Hai SNOOKER Nahi

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Zaruri Suchna:
Agar jyada muth maarne ki wajah se lund tedha ho gaya hai to
Darne ki jarurat nhi kyuoki Choot hi to chodni ahi Knosa SNOOKER khelna hai ?.

Who CaNNot Afford Porn

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For those who can not afford porn
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Its better to put woman tennis on TV
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Close your eyes and only hear it.

Fucking Business is Going Down

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Man 2 Wife : Business is Going Down
If U Learn To Cook
We Can Remove Bavarchi
Wife : ****
If U Learn To f***
We Can Remove Driver , Gardner & Watchman ...

Pappu on Honeymoon Night

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Pappu on honeymoon night

Jaanu itna kyu ghabra rahi ho..?
Biwi: Mujhe sex ke baare me kuch bhi nahi pata..

Pappu: aree to isme sharmaane ki kya baat hai
(he points at his dick) - Isko kehte hai Qaidi.
(he points finger at her pussy)- isko kehte hai jail.

Jab qaidi jail me jaata hai aur baahar aata hai usse sex bolte hai..

Biwi: Itna aasan? To phir chaalu kare.
They have passionate sex and pappu rests...

Biwi nudges him again says: suno jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai...
Pappu fir se Biwi k uper chadd jata hai... maaze se chodta hai...

10 min baad Biwi nudges him again n says : jail khuli hai aur qaidi baahar ghum raha hai...
Pappu thodi himmat jutata hai aur fir Biwi ko chodta hai,

Jaisi hi pappu leta...

Biwi ki talap fir se jaag gai aur boli : jail khuli hai aur qaidi bahar hai....
Frustrated pappu: To bhen-ki-lodi thodi baahar ki hawa bhi khaane de...UMAR QAID thodi mili hai..

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