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Cheese & Tomato Code For Sex at Home

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Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.

Girl: OK?

~Later~

Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!

Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!

Biwi Ki PANTY Me Haath

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Sardar ne kitab padhte huye apni biwi ki PANTY me haath dala.
Toh biwi boli utaru kya?
Sardar : na ji ho gaya, panna palatne k liye ungli gili karni thi

Woman Chest are Divided

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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.
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.
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Woman chest are Divided.. !

Apne To Apne Hote H

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Jhuke Lund K Bhi Spne Hote H.

Chut Milne K Bhi Nagme Hote H..

Agr Khada Na Ho Aap Ka Kabhi Chodne Me..

To Hume Yaad Karna Q Ki...

Apne To Apne Hote H..

Kutte Ne Maari Gadhe Ki Gaand

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Kutte ne gdha ko sote dekha to uski gaand mein lund ghusane lga..
Gadha- kiya kar rhe ho..???
Kutta- hanste hue..!!! mazak kar rha hun
Gadha- mein mazak karunga to...
Bhosdi k aankhe bahar aa jayengi..

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