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Woman With The Biggest Boobs

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A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with

The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!

Kutte Ne Maari Gadhe Ki Gaand

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Kutte ne gdha ko sote dekha to uski gaand mein lund ghusane lga..
Gadha- kiya kar rhe ho..???
Kutta- hanste hue..!!! mazak kar rha hun
Gadha- mein mazak karunga to...
Bhosdi k aankhe bahar aa jayengi..

Cheese & Tomato Code For Sex at Home

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Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a
bunk bed with my
younger brother and he
thinks we're making
sandwiches so this is the
code.
Cheese= Faster.
Tomato= Harder.

Girl: OK?

~Later~

Girl: CHEESE CHEESE
TOMATO CHEESE!

Brother: Stop making
sandwiches! You're getting
mayo all over my bed!

Biwi Ki PANTY Me Haath

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Sardar ne kitab padhte huye apni biwi ki PANTY me haath dala.
Toh biwi boli utaru kya?
Sardar : na ji ho gaya, panna palatne k liye ungli gili karni thi

Woman Chest are Divided

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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.
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Woman chest are Divided.. !

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