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A cop stops one man and tells him.
I’ve got to fine you! You were going 90!
Can you explain that?
It’s hereditary!
Excuse me?
All three of my father,
grandfather and great grandfather
Have gone after 90 years.

A Policeman sees two men on the street and approaches one of them:
“Where do you work?” asks the cop.
“Nowhere! I am unemployed.”
“And you?” says the cop looking straight at the second man.
“I am his deputy!”

A Newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and
while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”

A boxer’s wife is woken up by
Some weird noises coming from the living room.
She wakes her husband up and tells him:
“Rocky! Wake up!
I think somebody’s in the living room for a private boxing lesson!”

Two men were chatting in a bar.
One says "Where are you from?".
Second man replies
"I come from somewhere where we do not end a sentence with a preposition".
"Alright" says the first man, "
Where are you from idiot?"