English Jokes | Short Jokes | Hilarious | Funny
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.Instead U could have posted it.
An elementary school teacher sends this note to
All parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,
I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule
If the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late,
If we didn't have a schedule?
A tiger was giving love success party to his frndz
A cat came & danced
Tiger asked Who r u?
Cat said"I was also a tiger b4 i fell in luv"!......:)
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid,
I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten
An elderly married couple were walking in the park
The other day and noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench,
The wife asked, "Why don't you do like that man?"
The husband replied, "I don't even know that woman!"