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Human-Beings Get Rich

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Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!

Height of Student Hope

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
Holdin d question paper in hand
And tellin ur self
“Dude,Dnt Worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

3 Drunk Guys in a Taxi

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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk
So he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then said, "We have reached your destination".
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you".
The 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But then he asked "What was that for?".
The 3rd guy replied,-
"Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

School Teacher Message To Parents

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An elementary school teacher sends this note to
All parents on the first day of school.

"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,
I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.

 
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