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Friend Guess The Coins

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A guy says to his friend
Guess how many coins
I have in my pocket
The friends says
If I guess right
will you give me one of them
The first guys says
If you guess right
I will give you both of them

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs

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Exams Are There,

At The Paper U Stare;

The Answer Is Nowhere,

Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair.

The Teachers Make U Glare,

The Grades R Not Fair,

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Bank Robber in Virginia Beach

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A bank robber in Virginia Beach Virginia, USA got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his trousers.

The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door.

A police spokesman informed us, 'He was seen hopping and jumping around with an explosion taking place inside his pants.'

Police have the man's charred trousers safely in custody

Who Found America

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Children Use It 4 Chewing

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Importance Of Thumb...

 

Children Use It 4 Chewing..

 

Illiterate People Use It 4 Sign..

 

Winners 4 Victory..

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My FANS Use It 4 Reading My Messages..

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