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Narendra Modi & Obama Discussion in Bar

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Narendra Modi & Obama were having a discussion in a bar.
A guy walks in & asks dem wat's d discussion abut?
Modi:"V r planing to kill 14 crore Pakistanis & Angelina Jolie"
Guy: Y Angelina Jolie?
Suddenly Modi tells Obama, "C i told u, Nobody would care about 14 crore Pakistanis!!"

Children Use It 4 Chewing

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Importance Of Thumb...

 

Children Use It 4 Chewing..

 

Illiterate People Use It 4 Sign..

 

Winners 4 Victory..

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My FANS Use It 4 Reading My Messages..

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Oh....U Toooo?

Friend Guess The Coins

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A guy says to his friend
Guess how many coins
I have in my pocket
The friends says
If I guess right
will you give me one of them
The first guys says
If you guess right
I will give you both of them

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs

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Exams Are There,

At The Paper U Stare;

The Answer Is Nowhere,

Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair.

The Teachers Make U Glare,

The Grades R Not Fair,

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Bank Robber in Virginia Beach

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A bank robber in Virginia Beach Virginia, USA got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his trousers.

The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door.

A police spokesman informed us, 'He was seen hopping and jumping around with an explosion taking place inside his pants.'

Police have the man's charred trousers safely in custody